… to embarrass a Japanese comedian on his birthday. His 39th birthday, to be exact. At Universal Studios, in front of young and old alike.
I mean, consider what 8 million yen can buy you:
- the construction of a float bearing a giant paper mache likeness of the birthday boy
- an effeminate pastel bodysuit that glitters like the pink star-tipped wand the comedian will have to don upon his person
- an entire parade’s worth of dancers
- a special parade that will take place on Universal Studio’s Main Street
And to think, I would have just used the money to entice my husband to quit his job and travel around the country for a while.